Writers: Lapdance, Funksnake, and Stratohead
Additional Writing, Gags, and Improvisational work: Meatshield, Scat-Trap, Kodiak33, and Apteryx

Voice Talent: Apteryx, Meatshield and Scat-Trap
UberAnal Director for Voice Talent: Lapdance
4-Track recording: Meatshield
Sound Remixing: Meatshield and Stratohead
Recorded at:
Two Kings Studios of Carrolton Texas

Music Selection: Stratohead
Music Editing: Kodiak33

Video Editor: Kodiak33
Photoshop And Graphics work: Scat-Trap and Kodiak33
UberAnal Director for Video Segments: Stratohead
Video Capture: Kodiak33
Video duping: Kodiak33
Technical Services Performed at
Kodiak Entertainment of Irving, Texas

Video Re-capture: Stratohead
Video Touch-Up Edits: Stratohead
QuickTime Compression: Stratohead
Web Prep Services Performed at
ARBCO Industrial Films of Dallas, Texas

Web Page Design: Flea
Web Coding: Flea
UBER Web Goddess: Flea
Web Production Performed at
COBRAcares.com of Cleburne, Texas

Loser with WAY too much fucking time on his hands: Stratohead